Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase
Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase
Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase
Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase
Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase

Fat Old Rock God wants to sell me some Meth Vase

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So you want to kill some flowers and display their bloodied heads in your home or office? Maybe you’re a psychopath or maybe you just see beauty in dead things, either way you’ll need a vase because God knows those severed necks won't stand up by themselves. This vase is the perfect addition to your carnal dungeon, it’s got a strong stomach and no moral compass. You could chop up all manner of beautiful living things and poke them in this beelzebub bottle without feeling one iota of shame. Maybe a herring, maybe a chicken's head or a few infant’s fingers why stop at flowers you crazy bastard. Any residual guilt you may have can be diluted in the knowledge that this vase wasn't made by a machine or a slave in a third world factory but handcrafted freely by a master craftsmen from 100% New Zealand stoneware clay on a traditional kick wheel. So stop kicking that garden fairy and let the elves know who's boss with a swift round of executions and an exhibition of the guilty. 

Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. 

Approximate Measurements:
Height - 12cm (Includes detail)
Width - 17cm (Widest point including detail)