Teapots are the patriarchal white male of the pottery food chain; they don’t give a ceramic crap about the other pots and why should they? A great teapot is like the alpha chimp in a band of monkeys just fucking whoever it wants and eating the children. A teapot like this will kill a leopard in a heartbeat and use a stick to drag bugs from the mud while shamelessly fondling itself and having its subordinates pick ticks from its balls. If you're waiting for an apology from this teapot I hope you've got a good book and a packed lunch because you're more likely to get an opposable thumb in the rump and have your eyes torn out. Mike Tyson had a tiger and you could have a teapot if only you’d man up and push buy now you bitchy little pussie (cat).
Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontient. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.
Approximate Measurements Including Detail:
Length 23cm, Width 14cm, 25cm