Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze
Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze
Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze
Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze
Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze

Retarded Mega Tankard with Golden Dog Deity, Circular Circus Handle, Poisonous Spikes & Snake Oil Glaze

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The term Tankard originates from the fusion of two opposing words; tank and retard. In more recent times the common usage of ‘tank’ has endured in language to describe either a heavy military vehicle, a large container for liquids or as a jovial descripter for an obese male. The same cannot be said of ‘retard’ which although enjoying some recidivance through the Black Eyed Peas 2004 chart topper ‘Let’s get retarded in here’ has since fallen on unpopular times and is now considered offensive slang similar to Pussy (previously meaning - a domestic cat).  Today the term Tankard remains reasonably viable and offers the thirsty worker a substantial serving of the alcoholic beverage of their choosing. However as a larger serve it should be cautioned that drinking this volume of whiskey or similar hard spirit may result in shitting your pants and falling asleep on the kitchen floor. 

Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

Height 16cm - Width 14cm - Width including handle 25cm - variable