Golden Loner Ashtray (Full of Sin)
Golden Loner Ashtray (Full of Sin)
Golden Loner Ashtray (Full of Sin)
Golden Loner Ashtray (Full of Sin)

Golden Loner Ashtray (Full of Sin)

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You only need an ashtray if you smoke inside and if you do that you might as well just dust your dart into your own coffee you dirty piece of shit. Your ceiling is yellow and the curtains look like they've been washed in builders tea and piss. Stale smoke stinks stuck in the carpet and your breath smells like someone just punched Puff the Magic Dragon in the arsehole. Isn't the climate fucked enough without you running a tiny crematorium in your own face? Still, if you’re determined to die an agonising death you may as well do it with some style and that's probably the only reason to buy this slow suicidal sidecar. You might be stupid, but you’re cool and stupid and thats heaps betterer and frankly you won’t be the first person to blow their food money on some branded gym shoes and think they can fly. 

Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

8cm x 3cm - variable