Plates are a versatile, practical addition to any working kitchen unless they are ridiculously over-decorated in which case they are just a bitch to clean. But why be practical when you could be a pterodactyl, swooping down on your enemies from above and gobbling up their tiny boring heads with your amazing toothy beak. These days people judge people by their plates and in this hyper woke world having the wrong dinner disc is like calling your mum a retard after pudding. Take the next step to social success by buying this handily hand crafted plate and like dropping a fart at a party, make your friends eyes water, with jealousy.
Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.
Approximate Measurements Including Handles and Detail:
Length 21.5cm, Width 21.5cm, Height 4cm.