Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze
Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze

Ivory Cancer Flute with Ominous Skull Bowl, Centipede Body & Lung Butter Glaze

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Sucking the end of a dirty straw or smoking is one of the oldest and most important cultural practices of homo-smokiss globally. Whether you're sharing a peace pipe with an indigenous American or gobbling a pop stars piece pipe in a public pooper the effects are loosely the same. Pipe smoking has in recent times endured a bad rap for killing up to fifty percent of its participants but cars kill people too and we don’t ban them. Many cite social and spiritual reasons for the continuation of this risky pastime often stating that their lives are so dreary and meaningless that lung cancer might be the best thing that ever happens to them. Alternatively smoking has found a marketplace with the rebellious, the loose lipped and fancy free folk who imagine themselves above the carbons reach. This brave group could be catagorised as the too old to change, too young to care or too fucking stupid to understand the overwhelming medical evidence regarding smokings negative effects on the human body. Regardless of which of these camps you pitch your tiny tent in, if it's a slow agonizing death you want then this handsome pipe is for you! After all if you’re going to shoot yourself in the face you may as well use a pretty gun. 

Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

Height 9cm x Width 8cm x Length 26cm - variable