Your phone is apparently an evil vampire stealing your life. This is a device for when you need a little time out from big tech. Simply place your phone in this convenient Social Dilemma Smart Phone Safe and watch all that missing joy flow back into your life. Or punish your kids by locking their devices in it while you surf you-tube for cat videos. Worth noting is the slug lizard riding shotgun on the lid. Tell your children that it is a 'bug' that lives in smart phones and will climb into your brain through your ear and poo on the insides of your eyes. That should make them play outside.
Approximate Measurements - Length-22cm, Width-12cm, Height-16cm