Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike
Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike

Cattle Prodder Rotter Dram with Cerebral Golden Foot Ring & Salty Champagne Spike

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I had a wee dram

To ward off the chill

I filled it again

And swallowed my fill.

I poured out a third

To measure my luck

Inglorious bird turds

Alas mate, I’m fucked. 


Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

Height 10cm x Width 8cm - variable