A good mug is like a good friend; reliable, loyal and a bit funny. This beauty has been made with you in mind and can be your new BFF, wingman or confidant. This mug’s not pretending to be perfect, it’s a bit wobbly and has a few wrinkles but it’s a great listener and it will never let you down. This unique mug wasn't made by a machine or a slave in a factory in a third world dictatorship, but handcrafted freely by a master craftsmen from porcelain. This mug is a real mug for a real person like you. It's always ready for tea, coffee or a cheeky workplace wine and this mug can tell a joke and keep a secret. Stop literally kissing the arse end of the industrial revolution. Throw out your meaningless department store crockery today and put your lips on a proper mug that will love you and kiss you back.
Porcelain 1315 degrees Celsius. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.