I loved the idea of creating my own money but wanted something bigger, dumber, heavier and more useless than crypto currency. Introducing crap-toe currency, the new coin that smells just like you've stood in dog shit. Hang this worthless nic-nac above a scented candle to appear edgy and feel a bit magical. Nothing will happen because it's just a bit of clay, unless you really believe, in which case you might as well go all in and believe you’re Napolean and that anyone actually gives a flying fuck about you. And if you’ve got that far you may as well push on and assign yourself some awesome powers, like the power to believe your own bullshit because you’re a massive disco dancing butt monkey who eats these amulets like fucking cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Like buying a brand new car this meticulously handcrafted token begins losing value the minute you pay for it. Fuck endless growth lets have endless recession! Let's live our lives like a penis in cold water, hoping for a warmer day!
* Each item is individually handcrafted and slight variations in colour reflect the unique nature of the process.
Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.
Approximate Measurements:
Width-8.5cm, Depth-1.5cm