Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes
Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes

Massive Fuck Off Woodfired Jug with Golden Ghosts & Spit Nipple Spikes

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Jug's don't care about political correctness. That's why they're still called jugs. Whether they're big jugs, little jugs, drippy jugs or man jugs these timeless tools are the original kitchen fun bags. Beginner's use them for water, Jesus used one for wine and the more experienced aficionado use them for hot gravy, horse semen or milk. This perky jug wasn't made by a machine or a slave in a soulless factory, but handcrafted freely by a master craftsmen from 100% New Zealand stoneware clay. Don't be shy this jug is legal to buy and you don't have to ask permission to fondle it. Buy a pair and enjoy the freedom of getting both your jugs out at work drinks this Friday or reveal them privately as an intimate gift for someone special. Modelled loosely off the Eurasian blue tit this jug should not be mistaken for the Peruvian Booby which is a different bird altogether.

Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. Approximate measurements - Height 39.5cm, Width including handle and spout 30cm. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Handwash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.  Nipples not included.