This prehistoric tea belly projects a future where swampy plump herbivores graze the suburbs in docile surrender. If they shit then they shit fluffy yellow joy balls with caring smiles like brand new tennis balls with perfect teeth. Everybody is super happy except for the algae which is the main source of food and is actually totally sentient. Lying in the shallows watching dinosaurs slurp up their children. But this is not a real dinosaur. This is just a silly political effigy draped upon the carcass of an otherwise very boring teapot.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.