So you want to kill some flowers and display their bloodied heads in your home or office? Maybe you’re a psychopath or maybe you just see beauty in dead things, either way you’ll need a vase because God knows those severed necks won't stand up by themselves. This vase is the perfect addition to your carnal dungeon, it’s got a strong stomach and no moral compass. You could chop up all manner of beautiful living things and poke them in this beelzebub bottle without feeling one iota of shame. Maybe a herring, maybe a chicken's head or a few infant’s fingers why stop at flowers you crazy bastard. Any residual guilt you may have can be diluted in the knowledge that this vase wasn't made by a machine or a slave in a third world factory but handcrafted freely by a master craftsmen from 100% New Zealand stoneware clay on a traditional kick wheel. So stop kicking that garden fairy and let the elves know who's boss with a swift round of executions and an exhibition of the guilty.
Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.
*There may be slight variations in colour and form due to the hand made nature of this product.
Length 8.5cm, Width 8cm, Height 10.5cm