Hang your hat, hang a ham, hang the balls of a ram on this handy hook.
Hang your keys, hang some cheese, hang a bushel of peas on this helpful hook.
Hang your hopes, hang your dreams, hang your dirty jeans on this hideous hook.
Hang your art, hang a fart, hang a bum's shopping cart on this hopeless hook.
Porcelain 1315 degrees Celsius. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Possibly Incontinent. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.
Approximate Measurements Including Detail:
Length 23cm, Width 12.5cm, Depth 6.5cm