When Bob Marley said “who feels it knows it” he wasn't talking about anal sex but the all too familiar after effects of excessive alcohol consumption. Fortunately there is now an all ages antidote for the dreaded crapulous with this super sanitary rehydration rodent. Simply lick the rat's tiny tummy before turning in and wake up refreshed and ready to drink again. Piss off the Berocca and leave that large tasteless glass of water in the tap. Have two for the road and mix all the drinks you can find before burning a fat one in the car park with a dirty fingered stranger. Today's invincibility feels like licking a rat's belly, so fellate your way to a spin free sleep and the certainty of a clear head in the morning. Drink more, more often and never vomit in your hair again (or shit your pants on the bus). Let veisalgia be a word of the past with this affordable, non intravenous, chubby penised Hangover Rat Talisman.
*Each item is individually handcrafted and slight variations in colour reflect the unique nature of the process.
Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.
Approximate Measurements:
Length-19cm, Width-13cm, Depth-2cm