Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown
Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown
Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown
Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown
Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown
Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown

Prime Menstrator Jizza Mug with Golden Crown

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They say it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll but for some people it’s a journey worth taking. I went to a dress up party where the theme was ‘P’ once. One douche bag came as a ‘person’ which really annoyed me because I’d spent a lot of time on my own costume. I went as a P head. It was a really hard transformation. I had to spend all the family’s food money on methamphetamine until my teeth started falling out. I wanted to be authentic so at the party I stole the X Box and jumped through the ranch slider window which was double glazed and knocked me out. I awoke in custody and tried to explain that my life was a carefully constructed costume and that the real me was innocent. Then they searched my bottom.

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

16x22x12cm