I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back
I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back

I’m #1 So Why Try Harder Mug with Golden Knife in the Back

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Although it’s easy to be a tall poppy in a field of weeds there's always some fucker waiting to chop you down. This murderous mug is heavy enough to beat any would be assailant to death. Protect yourself, your family and your blind political interests with this vicious act of unconscionable violence. It’s like that horrible old joke about the baby who eats his way out of a truck load of other babies only to stand proudly atop their corpses giving the bird with his tongue out. Or maybe it's not like that at all. Maybe it’s a celebration of democracy or the victory of health over wealth or being born with great teeth? 

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

19x24x18cm