In this richly camouflaged bowl the arch enemies Jizza and Judas Colon blow smoke in each other's faces. Trapped as they are by their lack of bodies in this giant unending fruit bowl of weak political punch like two disagreeable testicles stuck in a single scrotum. Who will blink first? When did blue and red become the only primary colours? Is purple the true colour of unity? Q: When is a grape a bruise? A: When it is wine. Break the bread, eat my flesh, crucify me in the morning. How many weetbix could Jesus eat? Is Gloriavale the answer? Is Gloria Estefan the answer? Does Van Morrison know? G.L.O.R.I.A Gloria!
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.