This apocalyptic cargo cult cup is ready to throw its owner into the nearest volcano. While you are drinking from its magical rim it is actually tasting your lips to see if you are edible and then it's going to cook you slowly in your own oven and the neighbours won’t respond to your screams because they will just assume that you are watching Netflix. Great for office witchcraft this muddy mug is also the perfect way to blind a colleague or kill the boss without going to jail. Under the auspices of ‘culture’ you can sit outside of the law and insist on being tried only by a wicken of wombles and werewolves.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.