Good cult leaders have great smiles. Bill Clinton played the Sax. John Key played the ponytail. You've got to have a strong smile and busy hands to make it these days. Charles Manson was a failed musician. Hitler was a failed artist. Sometimes you have to suck at something to be great at something else for example you don’t have to actually be good at murdering people to get a bunch of killing done. And then there’s the killing with kindness option; killing me softly with her song, killing me softly with a bong, killing me softly with assisted suicide - end of the ride, pearly gates open wide.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.