Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug
Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug
Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug
Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug
Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug
Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug

Skinny Queen Jizza Bites Off Her Own Golden Tongue Mug

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Life as a political pin cushion can be irritating. Waving and smiling while the opposition sneak cyanide into your toothpaste. Little do they know that those aren't actually teeth but in fact a bullet proof face shield so that even if your body is destroyed you can continue to rule as a pickled skull. And that golden tongue! Forever luring in the faithful closer, closer, closer until - snap - down come the ivories and off with his/her/they/them/its head. 

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

19x25x13cm