Life as a political pin cushion can be irritating. Waving and smiling while the opposition sneak cyanide into your toothpaste. Little do they know that those aren't actually teeth but in fact a bullet proof face shield so that even if your body is destroyed you can continue to rule as a pickled skull. And that golden tongue! Forever luring in the faithful closer, closer, closer until - snap - down come the ivories and off with his/her/they/them/its head.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.