Covid 4 Life Memorial Wall Platter with Golden Hope
Covid 4 Life Memorial Wall Platter with Golden Hope
Covid 4 Life Memorial Wall Platter with Golden Hope
Covid 4 Life Memorial Wall Platter with Golden Hope

Covid 4 Life Memorial Wall Platter with Golden Hope

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Love it or hate it Covid 19 has really killed it this year. It’s top of all the most important charts. It’s the most talked about, thought about, roundabout on the planet. If Covid 19 had a Twitter account it would be bigger than Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson or maybe even Kim Kardasian (but that's a big maybe). I think Covid deserves its own merchandise. This may seem insensitive but think about the future gains. Imagine how much you could resell a pair of Hiltler’s dirty undies for on eBay. Now that child slavery and the export of human heads is banned I’m just a capitalist using his initiative within a legal system of venomous snakes congregating on mass in a hole in the ground. Don’t hate the baiter. Don’t bite the worm. Worst case scenario you may end up eating your neighbour and then this platter will seem like a great and useful buy. 

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Hand wash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

6x25x20cm