Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills
Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills
Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills
Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills
Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills

Mr Judas Colon Cheese Roll Side Plate with Golden Frills

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Whether you have a gun on your hip or a cheese roll stuffed in your fat face the meaning is essentially the same. There's an arrogance to cheese rolls, a strong belief that they’re a healthy option despite all the available science. The world might be burning down around you in a fire storm of ignorance but if you’ve got a cheese roll in each hand you’re Billy the Kid. What’s more New Zealand than a cheese roll? How about the inability to swim in a river without getting the squirts. Speaking of beef cheeks; press leaks wreak havoc on carrots while a cheese roll is a vote for a bit more stick. Sick of the rich woke pleading moral broke on coke? Fuck bespoke vegan panini’s when we can pump a country load of diary straight up your arsehole. Maybe that's what this country needs: a full cream enema! 

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

5x18x18cm