Throw your keys into the ugliest orgy in town with this titty gilded gonorrhea tub. Take one in the back bench or tickle the tiles with a more fluid approach to coalition governance. Have one in the house, penetrate parliament or lick the lecturn while answering stupid questions from a horny media pack. Be a pimp, be a slut, be a African ground squirrel, be a nun with a whip in her arse for all I care but throw your goddamn keys in this bowl and let's get it on. This is a once in a lifetime political hall pass. Rough sex in a bee hive has never been so painless.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.