Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails
Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails

Bipartisan Political Swingers Bowl with Golden Toenails

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Throw your keys into the ugliest orgy in town with this titty gilded gonorrhea tub. Take one in the back bench or tickle the tiles with a more fluid approach to coalition governance. Have one in the house, penetrate parliament or lick the lecturn while answering stupid questions from a horny media pack. Be a pimp, be a slut, be a African ground squirrel, be a nun with a whip in her arse for all I care but throw your goddamn keys in this bowl and let's get it on. This is a once in a lifetime political hall pass. Rough sex in a bee hive has never been so painless. 

Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.

19x30x24cm