The best way to dress up a shitty table is to put a kickass bowl on it. Flowers will work short term too but this bowl is fucking immortal. This is a big bowl. This is a bowl that you could bath a baby in or wear as a helmet in a hail storm. This is not a beginners bowl for the faint hearted, it's way too epic. If this is your first time buying one of my pots don’t get this one, get something smaller and easier to explain to your friends. This is a Pro Level bowl for pro level collectors. Don’t be the fat guy at the mall wearing Adidas. This is the stadium show, greatest hits, world fucking tour of bowls. This is a double billing like when Bryan Adams did a show with Celine Dion in Vegas or when Cher killed Sonny in that skiing “accident” or when Beiber “accidentally” showed everyone Janet’s nipple at the Super Bowl. Only this is a bit stinker, more rural and less widely televised because this is just Jizza beaming at Judas beaming back at her from the opposite side of the same bowl hive in Aotearoa, New Zealand.
Woodfired Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. May spit, leak or generally be obnoxious. Handwash with the tears of mermaids. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.