Prepare for the apocalypse with this handy jackadandy candle holder. Enjoy the ambience of the next power outage knowing that your candlemenship will bestow the gift of light upon the heathens living in darkness. The powers back in your hand when you're rocking this sweet wee willy winky so seal a letter, garnish a romantic meal or drip hot wax on consenting nipples. Play it your way with a safe fist full of bee secretion today.
Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.