This karmic canine is the ultimate guard dog and will happily give proper rabies to anyone who dares disrupt your sanctuary. Silently watching over its owner the War Dog shoots magical tapeworms straight into the souls of your enemies, like a bad Amazon conveniently delivering death directly to their door. With ultra spiritual spittle this cash and carry dire wolf can lick the arse off any robbers dog and will never abandon you, unlike your so called friends and family. Hang it on a wall, a door or your genitals for lasting security against all the ailments of life.
Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.
Approximate Measurements:
Length-19cm, Width-7cm, Depth- 2.5cm