Enjoy a daily poke with this one size fits all personal torture talisman. Simply give it the name of someone you hate and proceed to unleash a storm of uncanny coincidences upon your unsuspecting enemy. Stick a pin in a dick, whack a nail in a nipple or jam a burning match-stick straight up the arse for a range of hilariously hideous results! Voodoo Dolls offer hours of poking pleasure without the bothersome corpse mess or being captured, beaten and incarcerated by the fuzz. Stress is a silent killer and so are Voodoo Dolls, so channel your inner aggravation into a perfect crime because… nobody believes in magic, right?
Approximate Measurements:
Length-19cm, Width-5cm, Depth- 2cm
Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.