In my studio, which is massive and staffed with gorgeous naked nymph midgets I have an olympic sized swimming pool that is overflowing with magical self confidence water. Everyday upon awakening I dive into this baby ocean of awesomeness and collect these amulets from the bottom of the pool where they spawn organically. Now, for the first time, and because frankly they are clogging up my work space, I am willing to share them with you. The perfect pick me up for the low of self esteem, the indecisive or weak bladdered this pocket sized gift of megalomaniacal self belief and enthusiasm will transform your life. Easily attached to a wall or worn anally you’ll never lack confidence again. Imagine me. Now imagine that you could be half as awesome as me. It’s a no brainer.
Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.
Approximate Measurements:
Length-12cm, Width-6.5cm, Depth-2cm