Lucky Wall Feotus With Char Baby Glaze
Lucky Wall Feotus With Char Baby Glaze
Lucky Wall Feotus With Char Baby Glaze

Lucky Wall Feotus With Char Baby Glaze

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Take the bun out of the oven and nail it to the wall with the ultimate in good luck charms. What could be luckier than an unborn baby, bursting with potential while snug in the safe confines of its mothers womb? Unless yo mama's a crack whore it's smooth sailing once you get past the niggly embryo stage, adrift in your mum (or dads) womby fish tank, hooked up to the mainline, day drinking, dancing, afraid only of your inability to escape your own farts. 

Think lambs and daffodils, puppies in baskets, turkeys in frilly knickers! Think of the exuberance of youth, the abundant potential for good things to happen, to unfold, to blossom and bloom and bounce about on the maternity ward floor due to the careless handling of a boozy, half blind obstetrician. Believe in hope, be hopelessly hopeful and hop about happily like a red kangaroo with a massive tail. The Lucky Wall Foetus is a love letter to the future, bubbles at a wedding and a free Bunnings sausage combined. Fall in love, again, anew, as if love was real and could reside in the porky body of a ceramic cherub. Cradle it, care for it, hammer it to your wall and bathe in the grace of unimaginable future fortune.

Approximate Measurements:
Length-21cm, Width-10cm, Depth- 1.5cm

Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.