Prepare for the apocalypse with this handy jackadandy candle holder. Enjoy the ambience of the next power outage knowing that your candlemenship will bestow the gift of light upon the heathens living in darkness. The powers back in your hand when you're rocking this sweet wee willy winky so seal a letter, garnish a romantic meal or drip hot wax on consenting nipples. Play it your way with a safe fist full of bee secretion today.
Smoother a fart at yoga with this hyper spiritual incense holder. Nothing says you're wokey dokey more than burning a slice of fragrant elephant shit so grab the stink stick of your choice and waft your wokeness around the room. Equally at home in a shared toilet or Tai Chi class this best supporting actor props up your smoking spirituality and is the perfect companion to your token beads and elastic pants.
Stoneware 1300 degrees Celsius. May spark and explode in a microwave because it's full of iron bearing rocks. May bully other crockery if left unsupervised in a cupboard environment. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse.
*Incense + Candle not Included.
Approximate Measurements Including Detail:
L 6cm, W 5.5cm, H 11cm