Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel
Ambitious Tea Towel

Ambitious Tea Towel

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This could be a tea towel but that would be a humongous waste of potential. Let's liberate this picturesque peshtemal from the languishing labours of stink kitchen drudgery today and explore the plethora of alternative uses on offer: You could hang it on a wall (tell your friends it's super expensive contemporary art), pitch a tiny tent in the yard for elves or keep the flies off the dead animal you've served for dinner.  It's a sun hat, a blanket for a midget, emergency toilet paper or even a gag for a mouthy hostage. Fight a giant, kill a hairy lion or get totally crucified in this one size fits all luxury loin cloth. Always wanted to fly but never had a cape? Now's your chance to be the heroin in the story with this unassuming tourniquet.Take it home, take it to work, take it to bed with a bottle of bubbles for all I care just fucking take it. This 100% hand printed cotton multiverse has got more tassels than a Spanish dancing horse and is sexier than Madonna in 1984. It’s a magic carpet, a cloak of invisibility, a nappy for a sodden baby and it doesn't mind helping with the dishes. Who needs a Swiss army knife when you can own a tea towel with this level of ambition? Who needs an iPhone when this massive hanky can connect you to the universe?

80x52cm including gorgeous tassels and handy hanging loops.

100% Natural Cotton