This could be a tea towel but that would be a humongous waste of potential. Let's liberate this picturesque peshtemal from the languishing labours of stink kitchen drudgery today and explore the plethora of alternative uses on offer: You could hang it on a wall (tell your friends it's super expensive contemporary art), pitch a tiny tent in the yard for elves or keep the flies off the dead animal you've served for dinner. It's a sun hat, a blanket for a midget, emergency toilet paper or even a gag for a mouthy hostage. Fight a giant, kill a hairy lion or get totally crucified in this one size fits all luxury loin cloth. Always wanted to fly but never had a cape? Now's your chance to be the heroin in the story with this unassuming tourniquet.Take it home, take it to work, take it to bed with a bottle of bubbles for all I care just fucking take it. This 100% hand printed cotton multiverse has got more tassels than a Spanish dancing horse and is sexier than Madonna in 1984. It’s a magic carpet, a cloak of invisibility, a nappy for a sodden baby and it doesn't mind helping with the dishes. Who needs a Swiss army knife when you can own a tea towel with this level of ambition? Who needs an iPhone when this massive hanky can connect you to the universe?
80x52cm including gorgeous tassels and handy hanging loops.
100% Natural Cotton